Xegony Petition (Humor)

How to make Xegony more bearable
In light of the 40 minute CH rotation involved here, I took it upon myself to take drastic measures to avoid insanity. Enjoy.

*edit* the petition was first sent right after Xegony was pulled, just for reference. When I got my response she was slightly above half health.



[Sat Jan 24 00:54:55 2004] You petition, 'Xegony is attempting to take advantage of Hackhuis's intoxication by jiggling her ample bosom in an overly suggestive manner. This "Boobie Taunt" frequently causes Hackhuis to forget his duties e.g. hitting attack and standing still for 40 minutes. We feel this is unbalancing to game mechanics and should be remedied posthaste.'

[Sat Jan 24 01:19:45 2004] You say to your guild, 'I'm still waiting for a reply to my Boobie Taunt petition.'

[Sat Jan 24 01:19:54 2004] Feness tells you, 'Greetings! Guide Feness at your service. How can I help you tonight'

Players in EverQuest:
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* Guide *[50 Ranger] Feness (Wood Elf) ZONE: cshome

You say to your guild, 'HAHAHA they answered!!!!

Styxus tells the guild, 'lol no way'

[Sat Jan 24 01:21:25 2004] You told Feness, 'Well, my petition was concerning Xegony's propensity for wiggling her ample bosom in a suggestive manner, it's causing our tank to forget his duties, e.g. standing still with attack on and pressing taunt'

Feness tells you, 'May I just say.. HAHAHA HA

You told Feness, 'We have dubbed this the "Boobie Taunt" and we feel it is unbalancing.

Feness tells you, 'I am sorry i dont mean to laugh but that was the best thing I have heard all night long'

Feness tells you, 'what do you suggest I do about this?

Feness tells you, 'should I tell Hackhuis to please ignore the boobie taunt and remember he is a warrior and should be above temptations of the flesh especially from a hussy such as xegony? '

You told Feness, 'Well, I've heard of certain powerful magic users discovering a mystical "Diminuitive Mammary" enchantment that may reduce the Queen of Air's formidable assets to a more workable level'

You told Feness, 'I suggest implementing said enchantment

Feness tells you, 'for that you would have to talk to the developers via /feedback and let them know that they need to give Xegnoy a breast reduction so the tanks will not be so mezmerzied by her "boobie taunt". '

Feness tells you, 'in the meantime I suggest using a female warrior that might not be so easily charmed by her "assets" so to speak.

You told Feness, 'Strategic measures we did not take into consideration. Thank you for your assistance.'

Feness tells you, 'i have sent Hackhuis a tell instructing him to perhaps ignore the boobie taunt and try to kill her instead of drooling all over her. '

Hackhuis tells the guild, 'lol guide harrassing me about boobies now'

You told Feness, 'Thanks for answering by the way =P'

Feness tells you, 'no problem.. thank you for the laugh. what a good way to end my shift tonight

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-Kik